Ben you prick. You rich, white-bread, thin, actuary you. You won Lisa. Because you’re funny, smart (IQ in the 140s, sir? congratulations!), rich, white, and (according to Lisa) “look good naked.” She never said I looked good naked.
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I’m drunk right now, Lisa. I wish I knew what you were doing. I wish I knew if you still thought about me, if even in passing. I’m in San Francisco right now. Do you remember how you wanted to go to San Francisco when we were together? Well, I’m here. And I think I’ve [...]
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It started when Lisa broke up with me. Since she left and found someone else (less than a month later!), I have been miserable.
I moved to New York in July 2005. I didn’t know anyone and felt a bit lonely. So I signed up with match.com. I emailed Lisa and we later met for the [...]
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