Ben you prick. You rich, white-bread, thin, actuary you. You won Lisa. Because you’re funny, smart (IQ in the 140s, sir? congratulations!), rich, white, and (according to Lisa) “look good naked.” She never said I looked good naked.
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It’s been a while since I last wrote what turned out to be a drunken tired/lovenote. Since then, strange things have happened.
I was offered a job in the Bay Area working for a startup. The salary would have been decent and I would have gotten stock options. But I turned it down because I thought [...]
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